Lindsay Lohan - “Confessions of a Broken Heart”

Ooh, look at all the metaphors and symbolism! Deeeeeeep. I didn’t really like Lindsay as a blonde, but she looks really good in this video (before she started doing coke, I guess).

But could this video get any more punch-you-in-the-face literal? They might as well have taped Lindsay and her actual family crying. There’s absolutely no ruse of fiction here. Ridiculous. How can you complain about being in the spotlight and then lay it all out there like that?

Seriously, though, I pretty much love this song. Basically, I’ll listen to anything Lindsay sings, regardless of what it is.