October 20th, 2009 // 5 notes // Comments

John Mayer - “Your Body is a Wonderland”

This is my least favorite John Mayer song of all time. I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because it’s super gross. I don’t want to hear about him and his girlfriend swimming in a “deep sea of blankets.” I also don’t want to hear him describe her tongue as bubble gum or tell her that she’d better break all her plans because “this is bound to be a while.”

Basically, I’d rather not spend three minutes of my life listening to John Mayer fuck-sing someone.

Other than that, I generally like John Mayer :)