Enrique Iglesias - “Escape”

Enrique, baby, why you gotta be with that stupid bitch Anna Kournikova? You’re supposed to be with me, not her. Stupid boy.

And stop having sex with her in public places. You’d be much better off having sex with me in public places.

That’s pretty much what I’m thinking every time I watch this video. The pathetic side of me likes to pretend that Enrique would pick me out of a crowd at a concert and choose me to be his public-sex partner just like Anna. But first I need to find my way to an Enrique show for that to happen…

P.S. How much do you love the look on that girl’s face at 1:58? Hilarious!