Christina Aguilera - “I Turn To You”

So many things about this video are so terribly, terribly, amazingly awful.

For starters, those creepy, ice-blue eyes of hers aren’t real, right? No one’s eyes are that blue (or that terrifying).

Second, why is she waving her arms around so much? No one needs to reach for the sky that often during one song, unless you’re Mariah Carey and your arms actually help you sing. Which might be the case with Xtina. Who knows?

Finally, WTF is up with the awful (and completely unrelated) sidestory of a girl getting in a car accident? This is neither relevant to the song nor interesting at all. I don’t care about this ugly girl and her clingy mom; I just want to see Christina sing the shit out of this ballad, thankyouverymuch. Cut the crap and get down to business!

The shots of Christina in the rain and Christina on a rooftop are the only parts of the video that matter.