Ricky Martin - “Shake Your Bon-Bon”

The most horrifically fantastic Ricky Martin video, thankfully, gets a just-as-horrific music video to go along with it. I hope for the sake of humanity that no one except William Hung counts this as their favorite song of all time. At the same time, liking this song might prove that you have a sense of humor because taking this shit seriously is next to impossible.

My major complaint here is that Ricky’s shirt, for some reason or other, manages to stay on his body the whole time. That is so not OK.

My other complaint: that this video is just plain stupid. Ricky singing to a crowd while a bunch of hot girls dance behind him? Psh. I’ve come to expect better from you, Ricky. But you will never be Enrique. Never!