Gwen Stefani - “Rich Girl”

Would someone please tell Gwen that she is a rich girl? Why in the name of all that is holy would a rich motherfucker like Gwen Stefani sing about what she would do if she were rich?

And why is she sampling a song from “Fiddler on the Roof?” Is she Jewish? I’m just all kinds of confused by this song. I’m even more confused by the video, which features a pirate theme, of all things. If anything, a “Fiddler on the Roof” theme would make more sense. Or, I don’t know, a theme that was somehow related to poverty. But noooooo…

Good thing the song’s so catchy and irresistible… Otherwise I would hate it a lot more than I do :)