Jessica Simpson - “I Think I’m In Love With You”

First of all, it’s already amazing that Jessica Simpson is sampling John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Jack and Diane.” Because when I think tween hit single, John Mellencamp definitely comes to mind… In the ’80s.

Anyway… Isn’t this video just deliciously awful? The boardwalk carnival, the sexy moving-guy backup dancers. And how about all the closeup shots of Jessica caressing herself? 100 percent appropriate, for sure.

Also, I think the choreographer for my high school’s dance team worked on this video. If not, then she should definitely sue Jessica for stealing her awe-inspiring dance moves.