Britney Spears - “Stronger”

I’m not sure if anyone’s keeping track, but I think that at this point, Britney’s covered pretty much every stripper tool available: pole-dancing, chair-dancing, trashy boyfriend-dating… vagina-flashing.

In all seriousness, though, this is one of her best videos (with the exception of the weird rotating room parts). It’s fierce, it’s dark, it’s shiny, it’s dramatic. And, once again, he’s drenched in rain. I don’t know about you, but rain-drenched Britney just might be my favorite Britney.

And to borrow a joke from Chelsea Handler — I like my Britney how I like my vaginal walls: strong.