Mariah Carey - “H.A.T.E.U.”

Oh, Mariah.

“E=MC2” might have been a waste of our time, but this shit you’re releasing from “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel” is downright magical. And I’m glad you’re still sexin’ it up hardcore in your videos because I don’t want to watch you sing a sad love song unless your boobs are about to pop out of your 100% wholesome, look-at-me-and-my-broken-heart swimsuit.

Way to show Heidi Montag how a music video on the beach is really done, Mariah. Don’t worry; you still got it, girl.