December 22nd, 2009 // 5 notes // Comments

Jennifer Lopez - “Louboutins”

Call this song what you will—boring, repetitive, inane—but personally I’m glad she released it.

Without it, I might never have known how to pronounce the name of the titular shoe designer who’s known for his shoes’ bright red bottoms. I might keep pronouncing it “LOO-boo-tins” or “lou-BOW-tins.”

Every day I thank god that I have Jennifer Lopez and her materialistic music—without it I would seem so much more ignorant about high fashion and other expensive things most normal people can’t afford.