December 30th, 2009 // 5 notes // Comments

Nick Lachey - “What’s Left of Me”

OK, so what’s funnier than the fact that Nick Lachey keeps trying to be a bigger star than he ever has or ever will be?

The fact that he came out with this 100% transparent and pathetic ballad about how damaged he is after Jessica Simpson left him. Oh my god, can you get any sexier than that? I totally want to jump his whiny bone so he can open up to me about much Jessica hurt him.

Barrrrrrrrf. You used to be hot before this crap fell out of your mouth, Nick. Go host a shitty singing competition on NBC that nobody watches.