Madonna - “Music”

I don’t even know what to say about this video. It has Ali G in it, which is interesting, because at the time I had no idea who he even was. Now I know, so I feel like I can appreciate the video’s humor a little more.

But WTF is up with that weird cartoon interlude? I see now where Britney Spears got the idea to animate a couple of her videos, but Cartoon Madonna is ugly, and it doesn’t make sense to randomly throw it into the middle of the video like that. But that’s just me.

Also: Did they exaggerate the gap in her teeth to make her look more ridiculous? Or is it just more noticeable here? Either way, I love it. She’s so gangsta — and dykey — in this video. If I were a stripper, I’d want Madonna to come to the strip club I danced at. Too bad I don’t have titties for her to throw dollar bills at…