Adam Lambert - “For Your Entertainment”

I would say Adam Lambert’s new song is infectious, but I’d be lying. The only thing infectious is the gonorrhea I’d be getting from being in the same room as him and his motley crew of transgendered goth dancers.

And now there’s an equally icky video to go along with it. I thought it was actually sorta OK until the part where he’s wandering though the fake jungle-ish thing and all the half-naked people are making out with each other. Yucky. I think it would be a lot better if the act of simply looking at Adam Lambert didn’t make a little piece of my soul want to die.

But you know the worst part? I’m afraid that if I keep listening to this song, I might actually start to like it. And that scares me.