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Even when he’s on his own doing the whole solo artist thing, will.i.am is really only good at one thing: Making ridiculously catcy songs about absolutely nothing.
With ridiculous lines like “and if her mama real ugly, I guarantee she’ll be ugly like her mama,” the song is not only hilarious, it’s also offensive to women — especially ugly ones ;)
♥ | 42 playsThe song’s alright, but the video? It looks like a bad ’80s fantasy film (like “Labyrinth” or something like it). In the best possible way, of course.
Fergie looks fantastic, as usual, even if she’s just standing around in a forest the whole time. I kept expecting her to sprout wings or something because she totally looks like a fairy. And apl.de.ap looks weird and outdated in those ridiculously round glasses that he probably can’t see through.
I hate it less and less each time I watch it, though, so I guess that’s a sign that soon I’m gonna loooove it.
P.S. How about that classy font they used for the title at the beginning? I have a feeling some 40-year-old woman wearing a cat sweater picked out that one.
Black Eyed Peas - “My Humps”
Gross. A song about Fergie’s boobs. The Black Eyed Peas really solidified their reputation for stupid songs about nothing with this lil number. Which is why I wish I liked this song a little less than I do. Because I don’t hate it as much as I should.
“Mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa, mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, milky milky riiiiiight…”
Fergie - “London Bridge”
This song is so incredibly stupid. But I can pretty much guarantee that after listening to it, it’s stuck in your head forever. Am I right, or am I right?
And when “London Bridge” came out, I was sure that Fergie would fail miserably at her solo career attempt. Oh, was I wrong. She released even more songs about (what else?) herself, and now she’s a bona fide solo artist.
Oh shit!
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