Brandy ft. Monica — “The Boy is Mine”

First of all, “Jerry Springer” clips at the beginning? OK. I’m down.

Second of all, pitting two ’90s R&B stars against each other? Yes, please! Let the catfight begin! Oh, wait, there isn’t any hair-pulling? Damn.

Third of all, Mekhi Pfeiffer? Really? He was the best they could get? Haha! Whatev. I’d probably still do him.