Danity Kane - “Damaged”

Naturally, one of the biggest, catchiest, most annoying hits of 2008 has a flashy, hot mess of a video to go along with it.

From the start, the girls are struggling to convincingly pull off the OMG-they’re-sooooo-hard dance moves. And the addition of way too much makeup and skin-tight denim outfits just makes it that much better. Seriously. This video is a great lesson on how to wear waaaaay too much eye makeup and look like a Levi-Strauss hooker.

I also love the random surgery scene toward the end, which then transforms into some guy waking up with a break-up note left on his chest.

Too bad they’re not getting back together to make more hookery goodness!