Enrique Iglesias - “Escape”

Enrique, baby, why you gotta be with that stupid bitch Anna Kournikova? You’re supposed to be with me, not her. Stupid boy.

And stop having sex with her in public places. You’d be much better off having sex with me in public places.

That’s pretty much what I’m thinking every time I watch this video. The pathetic side of me likes to pretend that Enrique would pick me out of a crowd at a concert and choose me to be his public-sex partner just like Anna. But first I need to find my way to an Enrique show for that to happen…

P.S. How much do you love the look on that girl’s face at 1:58? Hilarious!

Enrique Iglesias ft. Kelis - “Not in Love”

This song is in my top 25 most-played songs on iTunes. I’m not exactly sure how that happened, but I do know that I love it. I loved it from the second I saw the video, which combines the super-sexy Enrique Iglesias with the completely ridiculous Kelis.

Side note: I prefer the album version of the song because it doesn’t feature Kelis. Her vocals kind of annoy me on this song.

Enrique Iglesias - “Hero”

“Let me be your hero.”

Uh… OK. Just take your shirt off first.

Not only is this video a tragic love story movie-in-a-music-video, but it also has Jennifer Love Hewitt in low-cut tops and Mickey Rourke playing the piano. A-MA-ZING.

And is there anything better than a rain-soaked death scene at the end? I think not, my friends.