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Only Fergie could make a song about how hot she is and how every man wants her. And only Fergie could make that song into a giant hit.
Luckily this incredibly, ridiculously awesome song has a video that’s just as awesome. We get to see Fergie wear a girl scout uniform, pop out of a cake, eat a lot of candy, wrestle with other girls. What more do you need? If I were a straight man, I’d totally be all up in her business.
P.S. It still annoys me that they added an unnecessary “e” to “tasty,” but whatevs.
Black Eyed Peas - “My Humps”
Gross. A song about Fergie’s boobs. The Black Eyed Peas really solidified their reputation for stupid songs about nothing with this lil number. Which is why I wish I liked this song a little less than I do. Because I don’t hate it as much as I should.
“Mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa, mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, milky milky riiiiiight…”
Fergie - “London Bridge”
This song is so incredibly stupid. But I can pretty much guarantee that after listening to it, it’s stuck in your head forever. Am I right, or am I right?
And when “London Bridge” came out, I was sure that Fergie would fail miserably at her solo career attempt. Oh, was I wrong. She released even more songs about (what else?) herself, and now she’s a bona fide solo artist.
Oh shit!
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