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18 Songs to Blast at Full Volume
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Summer 2010
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May 26th, 2010 // 9 notes // Comments

Jordin Sparks - “Battlefield”

For some reason, my local radio station keeps playing this song on a regular basis, and I really don’t know why. It’s the most generic, derivative song I’ve ever heard.

I mean… Come on, how can you not hear this and make comparisons to Pat Benatar’s eternal classic “Love is a Battlefield”? It’s completely ridiculous that anyone would make such a song, much less Jordin Sparks, one of the least successful “American Idol” winners.

But you know what? I really don’t care. (Surprise!) I love it anyway, despite the fact that it’s 100% unoriginal and 100% dependent on Benatar’s eternal classic. We already knew that love was a battlefield, thanks to Pat, and here comes Jordin, telling us what we already knew.

Someone please remind me why she won “American Idol”…? Oh yeah… It’s because she was up against that beat-boxing r-tard Blake Lewis.

I totally loved him.

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December 7th, 2009 // 3 notes // Comments

Jordin Sparks - “Tattoo”

I know what you’re thinking — you can’t get a tattoo on your heart. You probably wouldn’t want to, either; it’d hurt like hell.

But if I could get a tattoo on my heart, and if I even wanted to get a tattoo on my heart, I just might get Jordin Sparks’ name on it. OK, that’s not true. But I really do like the girl, even if she’s not very interesting. And the singles from her first album were perfectly poptastic gems (the same can’t be said about the first two singles thus far from her second album).

This song gets stuck in your head as if tattooed there (Sorry — I have to use the tattoo puns), and isn’t that really the whole point of pop music?

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September 14th, 2009 // Notes // Comments

Jordin Sparks - “S.O.S. (Let the Music Play)”

There are many criteria that will get songs/videos automatic placement on this blog. One of them is sampling other pop songs and/or having the same name of a song but not referencing it in any way.

This song does both of them, and the video gets bonus points for throwing in some ridiculous S.O.S. gang signs (flash them with your friends!).

And are we really supposed to believe Jordin Sparks as a sexy seductress/vindictive woman? I think not.