Kelis - “Acapella”

I don’t know where to start. I really, really don’t. This video is just too fucked up.

I really can’t stand to watch it — I’m not really a fan of silver mullets or gold body paint — but I totally love the song and can’t stop listening to it.

And that’s all I’m going to say. Because 1) I really don’t know what else to say, and 2) I’m sure my followers’ comments will say it all for me ;)

Enrique Iglesias ft. Kelis - “Not in Love”

This song is in my top 25 most-played songs on iTunes. I’m not exactly sure how that happened, but I do know that I love it. I loved it from the second I saw the video, which combines the super-sexy Enrique Iglesias with the completely ridiculous Kelis.

Side note: I prefer the album version of the song because it doesn’t feature Kelis. Her vocals kind of annoy me on this song.

Kelis - “Milkshake”

Don’t even pretend for two seconds that you hate this song. Because you know you love it.

I am neither surprised nor disappointed that this song was a massive hit. Every once in a while, you just need a song about seducing all the boys with your boobies.